Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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