Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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