end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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