Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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