it wasn't lemon gatorade
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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