it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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