On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!