I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm really busy with my period
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