I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.