he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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