Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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