fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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