I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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