Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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