Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
The ass gains better be worth it
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