I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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