I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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