Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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