is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Help. Why am I so naked?
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