I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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