and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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