Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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