So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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