I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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