How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...