Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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