I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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