he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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