My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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