i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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