god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize