I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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