HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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