We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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