How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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