I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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