I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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