I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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