You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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