Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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