He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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