It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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