I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
