He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I party with great urgency now.
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