Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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