New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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