I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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