found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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