Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You need Xanax blowdarts
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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