at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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