She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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