My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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