The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish you could order shots online.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
