Small penises have feelings too.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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