we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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