Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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