Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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