Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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