i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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