Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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